I'm surrounded by a flurry of pink Barbie and getting ready for my baby's third birthday party. I feel like a rabbit in the headlights and would head for the nearest burrow right now, but anyway...
Father and child have gone to fetch the cake, let's hope the Barbie on it doesn't look like a female Charles Manson. For the party I wish there to be no scenes of toddler-on-toddler violence, no cake-choking and that Sam doesn't pee on anyone's leg.
If there is a god of little children's birthday parties please let him hear me now...